Monday, August 27, 2007

Juke Beats Make ya wanna Move Ya Dancing Feet: Summer's Ten Revelations

Yo i wanna give shout outs to Jah. Just cause I'm muslim dont mean i dont get down with jesus yuh dig? 2nd i wanna give a shout out to Lane Tech for fucking up the next 9 months of my life. thanks for the memories you dirty sluts. yet, I got 4th lunch with my nigga Jackson so thats all a nigga really need. as summer ends I realize how fast life changes. I cant believe im going to college in a couple months, or have a clothing line, or even posting this shit on a blog for everyone to see. Abstract Intuition is official now kids. we got our shit in the books, way down yonder in the praire heartlands of the Land of Lincoln. ILLINOIS BITCH! in lamens terms we got our shit done legally. now ya'll niggas cant steal our shit or the name cause its copyrighted. so for all my pendejos and pendejas who like our style now you know our steeds and ya cant steal our midas touch baby doll!!!! this summer i finally realized why hood rats and fake thugs alike enjoy and idolize Scarface so much. he really says some smart shit. Like when he said all he has in this life is his word and his balls. thats not much but i guess he trying to convey a message of staying level-headed and moderately selfish in a sense where you cant always give handouts to measly folk. you come in the world with nothing and you leave with nothing. your word and your balls. so for my ladies out there i guess you have ya words and ya breasteses. Another discovery is that girls are crazy species. they will never be understood throughly to a point where you can master their habits and thoughts because they're some beautiful creatures. third FRIED CHICKEN IS THE BEST CURE FOR THE SUMMER FLU! fourth, growing up is scary as a fat bitch. its mad intimidating especially when you're broke. fifth, ABSTRACT INTUITION IS GENIUS. sixth, hipsters piss me off and I really want them to be eliminated from the face of the earth. seventh, juke music is mad easy to make when you've just eaten some gyros and salty high blood pressure infested fries. eighth, drug free is the way to be. ninth, the girls that work in Lenscrafters are antique dimepieces. yet, they arent antique. finally the tenth is FINDING GIRLS TO POSE TOPLESS OR PARTIALLY NUDE IS EXTREMELY EASY. watchout for those photoshoots ya'll. photos of dimes all over chicago taken by yours truly. be revolutionary, use Abstract Intuition, get Genius. peace

Terrible T

1 comment:

About Geospace said...

hahaha...hilarious..im late as hell on this comment tho